The other night I was watching the brill TV comedy Modern Family. My favorite character, Gloria, a really hot Columbian, had the following exchange with her husband that I felt compelled to share:
Jay (chubby hubby): “Where’s my good underwear?”
Gloria (caliente wife): “The question is, why isn’t all your underwear good, Jay?
Hilarious? Yes. At least in my comedic book. And like a lot of good comedy, it’s funny because it’s true.
How many of us have clothes in our wardrobe that have holes, stains, rips, pants that need to be hemmed, pants that we “hemmed” with scissors because we were too lazy to take them to a tailor? Honestly. (Don’t lie. I’ve seen you out and about.)
Having stained underwear’s bad enough to begin with. Wearing said clothing is even worse.
Hello Britney.
One thing I stress with my clients is that dressing well and looking great doesn’t have to be a chore! It can be really easy and, dare I say, FUN.
Dressing only becomes a chore when you have to weed through a plethora of crap to get to the “good stuff.”
However.
If you only have good clothes to choose from in the first place you virtually eliminate the possibility of looking like crap.
I’ve seen this first hand with my boyfriend, Sweeney. I’ve affectionately told him several times that, initially, he was the “poorest dresser I’ve ever met.” He’s a great sport and didn’t mind. I still did. Take a look:
Luckily for him, his girlfriend’s a stylist. So, one haircut and trip to the Barneys Warehouse Sale later, voila:
Interestingly enough, his transformation itself wasn’t the most surprising to me. Instead, what I did find really surprising was how quickly he adapted to looking stylish and put together.
Why? Together we eliminated unflattering, ill fitting, holey clothing from his wardrobe and replaced it with tailored, stain free clothing he loved.
And guess what? Now, I can’t even get him to wear his older clothes. I’ve asked him why, for instance, he stopped wearing his formerly beloved black faded jeans without my begrudging him to do so. He said that now that he has such great clothes to choose from, he’s aware of what feels great, which no longer includes said faded black jeans.
Here’s the deal:
Taste is subjective. Having an ill fitting, holey, stained piece of clothing is not.
I urge you to go to your closet right now and purge any piece of clothing that is “past it’s prime.” You know what I’m talkin’ about.
And YES, this does include your baggy ensemble you reserve for “I’m feeling fat and bloated” days. Part of me can sympathize, but NO.
Wearing baggy, stained, dumpy clothes will only contribute to you feeling more dumpy.
Nevermind looking lumpy.
Start treating yourself with the respect you deserve!! Make it your mission today to only hang on to clothes in immaculate, wearable condition. Purge anything you second guess and doesn’t make you feel fabulous.
At the very least, your boyfriend (or girlfriend), will thank you for it.
“I had never been to an audition before. It was upsetting. A grotesque carnival of human misery”
-Jack Donaghy/Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
If you’re a remote go-getter like me, there’s a strong likelihood that you’ve heard at least one person utter the encouraging phrase, “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”
Particularly actors. Trying to build a profitable career.
Like this dude:
Initially, 99% of an actor’s life isn’t consumed with back to back high paid acting gigs. Instead, your work is trying to beget work. And being rejected. And trying again.
Gooood times. Envious much?
As a profession, acting gets a lot of hype for being really cool (which it is) and different, but at the end of the day it is still a job. And, like any other job, in order to be considered for a position (or role) you have to interview.
But actors like to feel special so instead of using the term interview, we call it an audition.
Which I think is part of the problem. In most actors not taking auditions seriously. Semantics.
In a “regular” interview in corporate America what you wear is clearly defined. There’s a uniform:
Things have gotten more casual, but there’s still an awareness of what to wear/what not to wear.
If you were to scan a lineup of guys waiting to interview for an investment banking job at Barlcays wouldn’t it be safe to assume that most, if not all, of the candidates would be well groomed: hair clearly washed, short hair cut, donning a fitting suit, crisp collared shirt, polished shoes, and tie?
Sure.
Expectations in the “corporate world” are clearly defined. Starting with what you wear you to work.
Not so much for actors trying to catch a break in Hollywood. To little fault of your own.
Hollywood is an industry that breeds insecurity; chiefly because expectations are not clearly defined.
So DUH most actors feel insecure! They have no idea what to expect or what’s expected of them! These two variables combined would make anyone insecure!
You’re insecure to begin with. Then additionally, if you’ve completed a shit ton of acting training, like I have, your head’s spinning with a plethora of conflicting advice.
One nasty way this manifests is you tend to overthink your clothes. End Result? FASHION DISASTER.
99% of actors out there dress really poorly. Particularly to auditions, which I was acutely reminded of this past Saturday when I attended an open call for Todd Philipps’ upcoming production Project X.
Boy were things ugly. Take a look:
Professional looking, yeah? Would you take this guys seriously?
Nooow, open calls can be tricky because the part you’re “going in for” isn’t always clearly defined.
So what to do?
I created my Headshot/Audition Styling Package for actors to solve the very conundrum of what to wear to an audition. In one short, uber affordable in person visit I’ll customise five looks tailored to roles you’ll audition for (per example, Commercial, Procedural, Mid-Level Biz, Flirty Girlfriend). You’ll never again be stumped as to what to wear! For more info or any questions please contact me.
In the interim, when in doubt play close attention as to how your outfit makes you feel before leaving the house. If you’re tugging at your dress, worried your bra is showing, can’t walk in your heels, that’s not a good sign. Get your ass back in the door and change.
Your life’s already complicated. Don’t add getting dressed to your list of complications. It’s totally unnecessary.
Simple will out beat complicated every time.
If you’re feeling particularly down, play close attention to overcompensating wardrobe-wise.
Remember:
When you’re entering a room, particularly for the first time, you want people to notice you before they notice your outfit.
Use my following Interview/Audition FASHION DON’TS as a guide to keeping it simple:
What Not to Wear:
Summer’s fast approaching, which means the sad re-emergence of my least favorite guy trend:
Wife Beaters.
The name of this piece of “clothing” alone is deterrent enough for me to not wanna get near one, let alone wear one.
I’m half WASP. Semantics are important to me.
I mean, why would someone wanna wear something named after a redneck ?
Harsh? Perhaps. Politically incorrect? Sure.
Welcome to my blog.
But in my book Wife Beaters, as a noun and adjective, are just WRONG.
Here are my four fave Wife Beater definitions, courtesy of my favorite authoritative source:
urbandictionary.com
Wife Beater:
The title of this post, coupled with urban dictionary’s brilliant definition, pretty much sums it up.
For those skeptics out there, here are some more flattering pics:
Guest blogger and fellow fashionista April Brooks made the following astute observation about this frequent fashion mishap:
“Wife Beaters are the equivalent of women simultaneously wearing mini skirts and showing cleavage. Yes, you’ll get attention but is it really the kind of attention you want?”
If you’re a fan of Speidi (in which case please seek professional help), your answer may be yes.
Bad, good, it may all be one in the same to you. Attention is attention. Case in point:
Attention starved? My suggestion: Leave the mask at home. Get a dog instead. Worked for me.
But I digress. Back to WIFE BEATERS. Yay!
Like all rules, there are some exceptions.
Here are three:
As shown, “exceptions” tend to come in the form of ripped black rappers and movie star actors.
Which most people are not.
Most fashion mishaps are created because people erroneously think they are the exception, not the rule.
Like this guy:
Uggggh.
I know that loads of average dudes will (and do) continue to wear wife beaters and mistakenly think it a) makes them look hot and b) will help them get laid.
Um. Again, for the 99% of guys out there that don’t look like Will Smith. NO.
Will Smith Drew Carey (aka “Average Guy”)
Stubborn guys will insist on wearing what they want, much to the shagrin of their girlfriend’s sage advice. So, for you adamant dudes out there insistent on donning a Wife Beater, do us ladies a favor and, please, abide by these guidelines, compiled courtesy of guest blogger and fashion superstar (not to mention one of my favorite gals on the planet) April Brooks:
**Disclaimer: Wife Beaters are not for amateurs. Like cutting your own hair, Wife Beaters are dangerous territory. if you are even contemplating donning a wife beater you should first ask the advice of the lady in your life (i.e. sister or significant other). If you do not have a fashion savy lady who is willing to be brutally honest with you, then use the following guidelines to determine if you are Wife Beater material:
April Brooks is a self-professed sassy Elle Woods with a southern drawl. A former pageant queen who can “teach you all the manners your mama forgot,” April is a 7th generation southern belle. April holds a BS in Fashion Merchandising from the University of Georgia. She’s hosted live fashion shows across the United States in Dallas, Atlanta, Chicago and Las Vegas. Favorite gigs include Reese Witherspoon’s stand in Sweet Home Alabama. Ms. Brooks currently lives in Los Angeles. Learn more at www.aprilinhollywood.blogspot.com
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Madonna. 80’s, 90’s and Today. Looks may change, but poses remain the same.
Last night I was snuggling my dog Keith Richards (yes, that is his real name) while watching “The Power of Madonna” Glee episode for the third time this week.
**Not so shameless plug: I, along with a million odd other Gleek hopefuls, virtually auditioned for Glee this past weekend. You can no longer give me a public gold star but you can still silently judge my singing pipes here: http://bit.ly/cQiQfm
I, for one, can’t get enough of Madonna and her freakish arms.
I’m obviously not alone here.
The woman’s been an international superstar for three decades and counting.
Why?
Besides having genius business acumen, here’s one hypothesis:
Madonna’s not afraid to be a bitch.
To quote Madonna and Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch’s brilliant Glee character):
“I’m tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want.
If that makes me a bitch, okay.”
To which I say, “OK! Be a biatch!”
**For the record: I don’t find women with a “take no prisoners” attitude who go balls to the wall (my own expression) after what they want bitchy. I, along with a lot of dudes, find them HOT.
Case in point:
Jane Lynch as Head Cheerleading Coach Sue Sylvester on “Glee”
Pourquoi?
Fearlessness=Uber Hotness
Another way to look at it, Madge style:
“Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.”
Madonna should know.
This is a woman who, at the ripe age of nineteen, moved to NYC with 35 buckaroos in her pocket.
Cut to thirty years later.
Madge’s albums have sold over 200 million copies, her concerts have grossed over 1 billion in revenue and she currently reigns over a 350 million dollar empire.
Not to mention an epic clothes collection and sprawling English estate that I wanna steal:
I admire Madonna’s candor. Whether she’s mocking some sad American couples heinous couch on The Marriage Ref or touching herself onstage, when it comes to “putting yourself out there,” Madonna’s one not to be usurped.
Who, other than Madonna, could you imagine publicly declaring, “I won’t be happy until I’m as famous as God” ?
Outlandish? Yep.
Here’s what I find even more outlandish:
Madonna has actually achieved God-like fame.
Who hasn’t heard of Madonna?
What separates Madonna’s reign as the Ultimate Queen of Pop from other “colleagues?”
Madonna and Cyndi Lauper
My take? Besides bitchiness, it comes down to balls.
Yep, you read that right.
Can you think of a ballsier woman than Madonna?
No one puts it all out there quite like Madge.
After all, this is a woman who wrote a book called SEX in 1992 and publicly announced, “When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray.”
Nowadays, Madonna may be hardcore into Kabbalah and, again, have “crazy arms” (to quote Tina Fey), but she’s irrefutably taught us tons of sh*t.
Couldn’t resist another pic of Madonna’s arms.
Such as:
But seriously, on a more serious note (cuz this is a serious blog), other than having the work ethic of an NFL athlete, if you wanna rule the world Madonna-style follow these three rules. They worked for Madonna.That should be reason enough they’d work for you too:
All in all, when in doubt take a WWMD moment.
Ask yourself, What Would Madonna Do?
What’s the worst that could happen? You build your own 350 million empire?
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How can you successfully translate a runway look to a street look?
(To specify: Am referring to an “everyday” look, not “hookerville” look)
It’s easier than you might think.
I’ve found two things to be helpful:
Some looks (a la John Galliano per exemple) aren’t easily translatable.
Take a look:
While other designers, a la Diane von Furstenberg, tend to be more “user friendly:”

You don't have to copy the kinked hair and multiple bracelets, but this dress makes for a gorgeous evening look.
To help break it down for you, I’ve compiled a list of five trends I love and designer pieces that rocked it.
Regardless of your clothing size, these are trends that you can incorporate into your wardrobe today!
As always, if you have any questions or want any specific recs email me: catherine@catherinecollinsinc.com
Enjoy!
My pics:
Investment Piece Moderate Tots Affordable
Info:
Dress A: Beaded tribal cotton-blend by Diane von Furstenberg. $745@Bergdorf Goodman, New York.
Dress B: Silk “tainted-love tribal-print dress” by Nanette Lepore. Currently on sale for $253@bergdorfgoodman.com
Dress C: Zebr-print cotton dress by Michael by Michael Kors. Available in black and grey for $139@michaelkors.com
My pics:
Pear Shaped Figure Wardrobe Staple Petite Figure “Ladies Who Lunch”
Cocktail Hour
Info:
Look A: “Erin breakers” polka dot shirt dress by Lauren by Ralph Lauren. Available in sizes 4-16 for $130@bloomingdales.com
Look B: Dotted denim jacket by Rebecca Taylor. Available in sizes 0-12 for $325@net-a-porter.com
Look C: “Jordana” polka dot dress by Alice+Olivia. $396@bloomingdales.com
Look D: “Reina” silk polka dot dress by Kate Spade. $396@net-a-porter.com
Look E: “Dot-Print Three-Quarter Sleeve Dress” by DKNY. Available in sizes 2-14 for $245@bloomingdales.com
My pics:
Daredevil /Splurge WASP/Conservative
Info:
Look A: Silk-satin bustier top avec tulle and lace embroidery by Alexander McQueen. $1995@net-a-porter.com. For a sophisticated look, pair with a black pencil skirt that hits below the knee (try Theory). For a more playful look, pair with a full, black ballerina skirt that hits above the knee (try See by Chloe). Feeling extra daring? Add a thin patent leather belt!
Look B: Combine the look of two trends (bustier and polka dots) for the price of one! Cream cotton bustier top with embroidered polkadots by Rebecca Taylor. In sizes 2-14 for $215@net-a-porter.com.
My pics:
The Rockstar The CEO The Prepster ..and Kate Moss
Info:
Look A: White stretch-cotton tuxedo jacket by McQ by Alexander McQueen. $500. Available@net-a-porter.com (My personal fave:).
Look B: White polyester tuxedo blazer by Elizabeth and James. $395. Available@shopbop.com
Look C: White polyester “Fiance Blazer” by Bop Basics. $198. Available@shopbop.com
Look D: She’s not called a “style icon” for nada. Kate Moss rockin’ a white tuxedo jacket in Paris this winter. Proof that this is a piece you can truly wear all year round.
My pics:
The Classic Ballerina Hippie Boho Elegance Greenwich Village Hipster
The Romantic The Flirt Cowgirl Chic Edgy Sophisticate
Info:
Look A (The Classic): “Tri-color lace dress” by Milly. I’m obsessed with this dress. Love the color/fabric contrast and it’s timelessness factor. A fabulous, classic transitional piece that will take you from the office to cocktail hour. Available in sizes 0-12 for $360@net-a-porter.com
Look B (Ballerina Hippie): “Ukita Patchwork Skirt” with welt front pockets by Marc by Marc Jacobs. Available in sizes 2-10 for $328@shopbop.com
Look C (Boho Elegance). “Printed silk dress” by one of my favorite designers, Anna Sui. 100% silk. Available in sizes 0-12 for $475@net-a-porter.com. This dress is definitely an investment, but one you won’t regret. The empire waist and loose fitting skirt make this dress uber flattering on fuller figures. NOTE: If you’re trying to hide a bit of tummy flab, a dress like this is a great solution. Use this dress as a template of what to look for: The empire waist accentuates your boobs and your waist where it’s smallest, and the full mutli-layered, multi-colored skirt distracts from any “mid area” problems.
Look D (Greenwich Village Hipster): “Maize sweater” by Marc by Marc Jacobs. $228@shopbop.com. For a really mismatched look, pair with a multi colored short skirt. For a more streamlined, every day look pair with skinny jeans and white oxford shoes.
Look E (The Romantic): “Drifting Blossoms print silk shirt;” colarless with three quarter length sleeves by Rebecca Taylor. Available in sizes 0-12 for $295 on net-a-porter.com. NOTE: This shirt has a layered bottom which is loong (aka hits below the bumb and below the crotch area…yes I really just said ‘crotch’) and ties at the waist. Because of the length, this shirt is ideal for long legged women (it will help to elongate your torso). Also an ideal choice for hiding any “extra tummy.” Pair with a white tuxedo blazer.
Look F (The Flirt): “Tribal Colorblock Dress” by Catherine Malandrino. $225@shopbop.com. NOTE: This dress is very form fitting and short. As such, I’d recommend it for svelte, small figures (sizes 0-4/6) with more of a boyish figure (i.e. very leggy, no boobs). There’s really no wear to hide in this dress!
Look E (Cowgirl Chic): “Diamond Denim Jacket” by Marc by Marc Jacobs (big fan as you can tell:). $298@shopbop.com. This jacket has a very vintage, Western feel that I love. You could wear it on a ranch in Wyoming or towing around NYC. Country or cosmopolitan, you’d still look really cool. Such is the joy of Marc Jacobs.
Look F (Edgy Sophisticate): “Printed Jersey Dress” by BCBG. Made from wrinkle-resistant jersey, which make this dress suprisingly travel friendly! An edgy, color take on a very classic silhouette. $148@bloomingdales.com